The perfect shoes for Jordan!

15 Oct

If anyone has any idea where to get hold of these shoes you HAVE to let me know. Cos I can then hotfoot it down to WHSmiths or Waterstones when Jordan’s got her next book signing (can’t be long to wait – must have been a good six months since the last weighty tome) and present them to their rightful owner.

I mean, what could be a more perfect  shoe  for Ms Price?

  • 6 inch stiletto
  • Massive platform
  • Bit of bling
  • More perspex than the windows of a 747

and last, but not least, that little extra feature, that adds a smidge of je ne sais quoi – a tarantula, along with its lunch ie some bluebottles.

Perhaps Peter had them made for her as a fond memento of their time in the jungle in happier days……?!

 

Jordans shoes

 

 

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